FAQs

What is throbbinghearts.com?

ThrobbingHearts is an interweb based tool for singles looking for romance and virtue, but who want to avoid the false hearted.

Can I really find my soulmate on Throbbing Hearts?

Absolutely. Just look at some of these glowing reviews by our happy customers:

“I was extremely skeptical of joining ThrobbingHearts.com, but after meeting 3 soulmates in a row here, I know this is the premier dating website for singles.” – Sabrina, Toronto

“After my horrible marriage fell apart and someone stole my car and crashed it into a pet store, I thought I would never find true love. Then I started chatting with someone on ThrobbingHearts.com and we clicked immediately. We are getting married as soon as he is released from prison.” – Alice, Ottawa

“Throbbing Hearts…best…web…sight” – Anthony, Victoria

Why do I have persistent ringing in my ears for up to 48 hours after visiting the website?

We are currently running tests to solve this issue. As a precautionary measure, we suggest sitting 20-30 feet away from your computer while surfing our site.

Is ThrobbingHearts affiliated with any government agencies or research facilities?

Not anymore. Immediately following the incident, ThrobbingHearts cut all ties to the military, as well as the research scientists involved in the disappearances. The site is now100% safe.*

Is that guy who keeps following me around really an employee of ThrobbingHearts?

No. Please keep a detailed report of his whereabouts and if he is still around after one (1) week, dye your hair a different colour and call our central office Mon-Fri 11am-4pm.

Does ThrobbingHearts receive 20% of my wedding gifts if I marry a ThrobbingHearts match?

No. That is absolutely untrue. According to the mandatory contract, ThrobbingHearts INC only receives 15% of the net worth of gifts based on all confirmed marriage licenses between ThrobbingHearts members. This would also include any baby shower presents received in the first five years of relationship.

How tall do I have to be to upload my profile to ThrobbingHearts.com?

5'10"

Testimonials

“Throbbing Hearts has not only returned love into my life, but also my deposit.”

“Digital dating rulz!”